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How people willingly explore this eerie alien world I have no clue.  It terrifies me to think about coming into contact with any underwater creature.  Seaweed on my toes is enough to get me out of the water real fast.  I can’t believe people explored across oceans on ships without knowing a thing about what was under the surface.  I can’t believe people do it now.  The basis of so many tales about the dangers at sea is ”monsters” (which were actually just a species they didn’t know existed).  It’s not like these ”monsters” went away.  Just because we know it’s a “Regalecus glesne” now doesn’t mean it’s not still a terrifying serpent like sea creature.  Also, TENTACLES.  YOU COULD BE ENJOYING YOUR CRUISE ONE MINUTE AND THEN SUDDENLY TENTACLES.  NO!

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I really do hate the ocean.  We simply have no idea what crazy shit goes on down there.  I’m talking about shit that would have you begging for a shark attack.  No thanks.

I’ve always been afraid of open water.  Something about not being able to see wtf is in the same area you are floating around in scares me to death.  It even scares me thinking about how I’m sharing the same body of water with something insanely creepy, even if it’s a thousand miles away from me somewhere. 

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The townspeople of Oakville, Washington, were in for a surprise on August 7, 1994. Instead of their usual downpour of rain, the inhabitants of the small town witnessed countless gelatinous blobs falling from the sky. Once the globs fell, almost everyone in Oakville started to develop severe, flu-like symptoms that lasted anywhere from 7 weeks to 3 months. Finally, after exposure to the goo caused his mother to fall ill, one resident sent a sample of the blobs for testing. What the technicians discovered was shocking – the globs contained human white blood cells. The substance was then brought to the State Department of Health of Washington for further analysis. With another startling reveal, they discovered that the gelatinous blobs had two types of bacteria, one of which is found in the human digestive system. However, no one could successfully identify the blob, and how they were connected to the mysterious sickness that plagued the town.

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