an older woman once complained about my cleavage.  i was at work.  the shirt i was wearing was chosen specifically as one that isn’t revealing.

I AM SORRY I HAVE TITS.  as far as i’m concerned, you might as well have walked up there and said “I’m an old bitch, you know that?  My pantyhose are soooo far up my asshole right now it’s unbelievable.  Also, jealous of that bitches tits”.